How Sales Views Marketing

The final script before shooting . CB – Marketing

CHARACTERS:

CB

DIALZ

BEN?

KIEFER?

IF CORPORATE WAS IN MARKETING “THE WORST DREAM”

SETTING: CORPORATE is in the kitchen looking tiredAF

KIEFER

Dude you look like shit.

CORPORATE

Yeah man, I had the worst dream last night - we were all in marketing.

[DREAM SEQUENCE]

[Setting: CORPORATE walks in the office lookin extra trendy]

FISTER (looks at his watch)

Corporate, your early! It’s only 10:30.

CORPORATE

There’s just so much we can do to support the sales team.

FISTER

Well, should we walk around and pet the office dogs first?

CORPORATE

Pff Obvi!

[Setting: In the marketing pit.]

CORPORATE

Love the soul of this blog post.

FISTER

Wait til you see the SEO and Meta Data!

CORPORATE

We’re gonna drive so many hot leads for the sales team.

[Setting: In the team meeting]

FISTER

Okay guys look. We have a massive decision to make. (Pulls out 2 identical pieces of paper). Deep forest green? Or mossy grassy green?

CORPORATE

Jeez. I mean they are just so different. Are you telling me we have to make this decision in the next 6 months to a year?

FISTER

Unfortunately yes… But I think we’ve done enough ideation for today. Should we sing Cumbaya for absolutely no reason?

EVERYONE

Cumbay-

[Setting: CORPORATE and KIEFER back in the kitchen.

[KIEFER crushes up a pill]

KIEFER

Good god. Here dude, you need this more than i do.

End.

Benjamin GouldMay 13, 2019