Forecast Meetings

Conference Room. Fister is hosting a forecasting meeting at the beginning  of the month
FISTER
Alright folks, forecast time. Kiefer, how’s it lookin in the Rockies?
KIEFER
Put me down for $125k

FISTER
Kidding me? That’s only half your number
KIEFER
I’m just trying to be realistic.
FISTER
I respect that, but can you go higher…
BEN
I’ll say 500k
FISTER
YES! That’s more like it!
Emily
 (looking around and going with it)
Fine, I’m good for $600k. 
FISTER
Stretch goals! YES!  Corporate? 
CORPORATE
Um… hold on just looking at my pipeline. What’s 600+700?
KIEFER
1.3Million
CORPORATE
ONE POINT THREE MILLLLLIOOONNN
(OHHHHHHHHH)
FISTER
YES! YES CORPORATE! LETS GO!
(DAPS)
FISTER
CAN’T WAIT TO BRING THIS BACK TO LEADERSHIP
CORPORATE 
(cheesy grin)
Ambitious AND ATTAINABLE THATS MY SHIT!!!
FISTER (motivational and excited)
ALRIGHT NOW LET’S GET OUT THERE AND CRUSH THOSE PHONES!!!
[everyone starts to leave]
GROUP
Oh yeah I literally have nothing. No idea how I’ll hit. I’m quitting in 2 weeks anyways so…

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Benjamin Gould